~ Remember that "Tennis Elbow" is far better than the dreaded "Tennis Ball"! ! !

18 August 2005

And who is this...?


Guess who was sharing the boat trip with us while seeing all the sites and shit in Paris from the river...

No... no... no... it is not our beloved Patricia Lewis... but Tara Reid!!!

Look carefully... it is the blonde with huge dark glasses... she was hiding from me after I refused to sign her boob with my " ~billyb##zer autograph!!!" hahaaaa!!

Yes... yes... i know... i cant lie... it was the Maximator Beer talking again... ha ha haaaaa!!!

~billyb##zer

Same photo up-dates from Paris...

The Eiffel Tower...

The view from da' top...


Only 8 656 Km's away from home...

Maximator Beer... Eeeeeeiiiiiiiiish

Maximator... imported from Holland... sold in about every store in France for 2 Euro's...

The taste... well abit like our local beer... just with 2 or 3 tots of russian bear vodka added to it!! It burns after every friggin' sip!!! Jeeeeeeeez...

The effect... well lets just say make sure you sit down and close & lock all doors before finnishing one of these babies!!!!

ha ha haa ~ 11.6 percent booze!! Even that is toooo much for ~billyb##zer!!!



~billyb##zer

08 August 2005

Hairy French ladies, Pale Pommies, Stella beer, Punk moshing and Hangovers...

Grrrrr-eat-me-tings people!

Just thought I would excuse myself from the working, real and blog world... before I go moshing the pommies dead at the Reading Festival and drinking France dry in a few days time!

My ass will be leaving this evening for France... were we are going to go play in Paris and go blind staring at all the topless ladies on the pebble beaches... before making my way through to my good ol' mate Sadz in the UK... where we going to go mad at the 4 day punk/hard rock Reading Festival where we are hoping to have to pick bits of pommie-punkers out of our shoes!
Just a few of the almost 100 bands playing are -

"All American Rejects, Bad Religion, Finch, Foo Fighters, Hatebreed, Iggy & The Stooges, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, Kasabian, Marylin Manson, NOFX, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Simple Plan, The Charlatans, The Futureheads, The Transplants and The Lost Prophets."

I be sure to try document at least some of the holiday and put a few photo's up of the maimed punkers and other choas... if of cause i can find a lil time between the drinking binges, mosh pits, toilet breaks and airline pea-nuts!

So... perhaps same time after the 6th September... once the headache and hangover has cleared... i will post and up-date you all on my where-abouts and the events!!!


Cheers~bye!


~billyb##zer