News just in...

Men all over the world must stop giving their wives, girlfriends, or whatever they want to call their female companions, any chocolates... No chocolates... not on Valentines Day, not on her birthday... NEVER!

As it has recently been scientifically proven that when a woman eats chocolate, it causes the body to release the same sort of hormones that are released after an orgasm and she then feels satisfied.

A quick translation of the scientific talk above... "This means that the guy WILL HAVE EVEN A LESS OF A CHANCE OF GETTING ANY." Or don't they know this?

Jeeeeezzzz... luckily this has been discovered just in time before Christmas and Valentines day next year!!!

Spread the word guys... we need to look after our species interests!!!


~billy